Of all the body-image issues that I have and of all the "Are you there God, it's me, Dana..." moments I have spent wishing/praying/longing/schemeing for ways to have a smaller waist, less soft bits, more toned thighs or calves that, although I can honestly say they are muscular, weren't so freakishly large boots were difficult to find - I have NEVER - NEVER - wanted something that might make my booty pop! Maybe it is because I once had a salesperson - swear - tell me that for a white girl I had some "ba-donk-a-donk"**
The thought alone makes me giggle. Booty Pop! How ridiculous is this?! And then on the celebrity pictures page - c'mon - like Nikki Blonsky really wants/needs to wear booty pop - I cannot stop laughing.. Hell is hot, but at least I am honest.
** I am positive I actually responded with 'thank you' to the ba-donk-a-donk comment, because I wasn't sure if I should cry, be mortified or if it was a compliment... She made it sound like a compliment. Maybe she was an early adapter of Booty Pop?!